God Save You

Read this.

Where's the Placenta?

For all you Democrats toeing the party line out there, I want some answers about Obama's birth certificate. Oh sure his certificate "proves" that he was born in the US, but the bigger question is whether or not Obama was actually born and is not just our collective dreams manifesting themselves into office or maybe a lizardman.

Prove me wrong, pinkos. It's your move.

As an American citizen I deserve to see Barack Obama's placenta to prove that he wasn't bred in a lab. Bush showed us his placenta no problem, why does Obama keep on kicking the can down the road with his caul?

This Sure Takes Me Back

I was just reminiscing about how shitty Kiss is when I remembered that the guitarist of Limp Bizkit had his own stupid make-up gimmick and it reminded me of this sketch. And now you have some idea of the labyrinthine weirdness that makes my mind creak along.

What the fuck was wrong with me in junior high?

Mother Fucker Got His Priorities on Lock

A tornado took a man's burger and fries.

Words to Die By

To me, it's like Mike Tyson: he got to the top of the world and shit, and he stopped trainin'. Fuck that, you must never stop trainin'. Well you can stop if you want, if you're happy, but if you wanna go further.

--The RZA

Worth Re-Posting

The 38th Chamber from Douglas Haddow on Vimeo.

I just bought my first Wu Tang Clan album. I feel energized suddenly. Like an eighth grader. This is what it feels like to discover something millions of people have discovered before me. It's like entering into a club.

He Say You Brade Runna

I don't know why it took me this long to watch a documentary that has both Blade Runner and Mark Kermode. There's no real good answer for this.

God I love that movie.

I should read more Philip K. Dick. Again: I don't know why that is.

Things My Dad Said Tonight

On putting soup in a bowl: "This is so complicated."

On Michael Jackson: "I don't understand why he never did the blues."

This is my life. This is the only one I have.

Why Wasn't I Made Aware?

What I've Got Stuck in My Head Today

I guess this blog is just becoming a link dump. Sorry. I've been pretty busy for the past couple of weeks (I've gone and got myself a job). It's really eating into my leisure time. So, unfortunately, my blog isn't exactly my priority right now.

Hopefully I'll have some writing and a few other things up soon. It should be a good year, I figure.

It's a Good Day For Pointless Videos

What if somebody filmed a slow motion video. . . in slow motion? Whooooooooooa. I don't think I could handle that.

Keeping it Simple This Week

Boom. There you go.

You're welcome.